Showing posts with label nick fury. Show all posts
Showing posts with label nick fury. Show all posts

Monday, January 2, 2012

Letters to super man

Got the idea from Rive Gauche, so here goes:

Dear Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Batman, 
Let me clue you in: YOU DON'T BREAK OUT JAIL AND LEAVE YOUR GIRLFRIEND IN, OR YOU'LL GET DUMPED! 
Really dude; you're way too psychological. 
Your fans are bored, baffled, or can't see that movie(that's me!). 
Yours, 
A-fan-who-finds-the-joker-creepy-and-boring 

 Dear Ironman, 
Stick to one girlfriend!
 You don't want what happened to Batman to happen to you, do you? 
You are not that funny! 
From A normal person without a robot heart

 Dear Wolverine, 
Kick those bad guys' butt!
 You are epic win, but your mask is epic fail!!
 Pwn those baddies, 
A Wolverine enthusiast 

Dear Spiderman, 
I'm expecting a lot more from the new series!! 
You better not kiss upside-down in the rain, 
Someone-who-doesn't-like-you 

Dear Nick Fury, 
Your are epicsauce!! 
A big fan 

 Dear Aqua Man, 
 Hope you drown!! 
A mean person 

Dear Fantastic 4 
You are so boring!! 
I hope the human torch falls in a pit of lava, and Mr. Fantastic: I think they should kill you by tying you to a horse and making it run off!! 
From, 
I-don't-care 

 Dear Hulk, 
YOUR MAKING ME ANGRY!
If I ever meet you, i'm gonna stick a pin in your butt!!
from,
I-want-to-get-crushed!
thanks for viewing!!!